tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH
the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric
Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw the Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #Bruh
That can is older than a lot of my followers.
That can may be older than my husband.
…..I am older than an old can of cheese
…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.
Favorite Anime Openings/Endings - Kuragehime
“There’s a face I want to see
And a voice I want to hear once I wake up.
Let the joy ring out.
Let’s get along today, as well.”
Koko Dake no Hanashi - Chatmonchy
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.
Is this the same artist who made the original for this
how women actually are
OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD
mother fuckin macys sale