geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

geekgirlsmash:

nudityandnerdery:

ayothewuisback:

Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw the Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #Bruh

That can is older than a lot of my followers.

That can may be older than my husband. 

…..I am older than an old can of cheese

kristoffbjorgman:

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…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

Favorite Anime Openings/Endings - Kuragehime

There’s a face I want to see
And a voice I want to hear once I wake up.
Let the joy ring out.
Good morning!
Let’s get along today, as well.

Koko Dake no Hanashi - Chatmonchy

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

(Source: maributerfly)

aragorn1379:

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

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how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

mother fuckin macys sale

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

mrceline:

letsgetcheesecake:

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Hank Green has now publicly said that Sam Pepper will no longer be welcome at VidCon.

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