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megasonger:

Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife

Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.

An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.

some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.

some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges

these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something

Some dude goes to find somebody and sticks his hand in a toilet.

some ugly human douchebag gets blown up by bug aliens then blows them up or something

Some blonde asshole with a big fucking sword angsts his way to success. Also the main villain is a bishonen piece of yaoi shit with an equally long weaboo katana (probably to compensate for something).

Some dumb kid moves into a shitty little town and sticks his hand in a fucking television and tries to save people from being eaten by fucking blobs while his stupid friends try to help but they’re all fucking useless specially the help they think you can’t count and then bear puns

This scrawny racoon, his fat hippo friend, and a nerdy turtle all work together to find pieces of a huge metal bird and blow them to bits so the bird can’t come back to life and kill people; all the while the raccoon makes goo-goo eyes at a sexy vixen police officer.

(Source: effyeahpegasister)